will you speak Francis ? If you don’t understand this sentence, we can’t do anything for you. Most natural to some, language English However, it was not mastered by many people in France. To see this, it is enough to observe some work colleagues or family members. Even if you’re not bilingual, we promise you’ll be able to appreciate our selection 20 tweets Most Funny On top of thatEnglish !
#1
French people who don’t speak English are very angry and it offends me. They see you speak english and that’s it, you’re a rican stripper ptdr
#2
English session in the body. The word to guess is “brain”. I collide with my pupils, which I have, but they don’t mirror the body part. A student raises his finger and says “bald” to me. Ptdrrr I’m going to stab myself
#3
We’re going to England, we have to speak English, they’re coming here, we have to speak English too? They don’t put in any effort, it’s up to them!
#4
I was instructed to speak with myself in this language to improve my English. Me, me from yesterday “How are you? Well, and you?” We are talking on the basis of This monologue repeats itself in an endless circle and these 5 words make up my entire vocabulary.
#5
In Emily in Paris, it’s OK for Emily to speak English, but not to be confused that all Paris speaks English, not us.
#6
Back home, there is a boy, he went to England, he came back and told us, “Allah geniuses, even 3-4 year old children are already speaking English”, I wonder what Mehdi he became.
#7
One of my professors at university noticed that French speakers had trouble pronouncing “especially” in ENG, so he told us: Pretend you’re saying “petit gul lily” with the English accent MDRRR ET ÇA MARSEILLE.
#8
The biggest mistake of my life was understanding English https://t.co/htfZ8znXCd
#9
I have an iPhone 11 Pro Max and my nephew broke my back window, but he didn’t do it on purpose! So I want to sell it:
Features:
First Name: Ismail
Age: 6 years
Polite, speaks Arabic French and English,
Jle is selling his backpack with all accessories pic.twitter.com/vVLqHfRdI7
#10
When the English teacher calls https://t.co/zpNWXxxDPY
#11
Guys, I’m at the airport and there’s a couple with their baby. The mother speaks to the child in French and the father in English. At one point they were both talking to the kid and he said “stop talking to me at once” I’m dead my friends
#12
I rushed during my English oral pic.twitter.com/KPYSXWpeBP
#13
During class one of my CM2 students:
He: What is a “star”?
Me: It’s “Star” in English.
He:
He:
I:
He is: Etoile-Foulla
#14
You read “twenty-five years” even though “25 years” is strong in English
#15
God made Americans to taste even English food https://t.co/CuwXZN2JWa
#16
Why do you use English to say you are sad but beautiful?
#17
I didn’t learn English to read that kind of nonsense https://t.co/QjgT9ADEfV
#18
When I was little I didn’t care much about my girlfriends gl, they speak English fluently, they speak English, it will teach me to listen to Mr. Yu and Lagrim is 11 years old.
#19
MDRRRR I was at La Defense and two black men in suits came to talk to me:
– Hello, do you speak French?
– Yes..?
– Do you speak English?
– Yes..?
– Okay but do you speak the language of heaven?I really wanted to laugh
#20
My English level hasn’t changed since 6th grade, a disaster
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